The Beggin’ Strips© Dog Talks Soccer Vol. I
No One Seems To Understand Why MLS Does What It Doesby Michael Quigg | Thursday, August 23, 2012
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Wait!
What's that smell?
I know that smell!
That's MLS thinking!!
Burning
Burning
I smell burning
Only one thing smells like MLS thinking
and that's MLS thinking!
Goals scored?
No one does it that way!
There, the way EVERYONE ELSE does it
Why can't we do that?
I DON'T KNOW!!
Please, oh please give me a soccer league that I can be proud of
No gimmicks or fluff
Just beautiful, magnificent, eloquent soccer!
Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
I love soccer!
And bacon!!
Michael QUIGG
Nationality:
USA
College:
Club Domestic:
Mass United FC
Club Foreign:
Oxford United
A lifelong Bostonian, Michael travels in the worlds of both sport and art. He is the Director of PR & Media for Mass United FC, co-host of The SpeakEasy Cafe on BlogTalkRadio and a volunteer and open mic regular for Boston Poetry Slam. He’s a busy boy.
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